
Friday, November 30, 2007
Scrapblog Basics 101

We brake for good literature

Millers make merry
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
More from the Miller family Thanksgiving
Thanks to Sarah Ringdal, friend of cousin-nephew Zackaroony Miller, for these snapshots from our Miller family Thanksgiving:
Noah (who has since shaved off the red beard), imparted some Noahesque wisdom to his little cousin Izzbee, who is now 4 going on 18. Noahesque wisdom would include Hermann Hesse quotes; a rapid-fire list of American presidents (and again, backwards); vegetarian recipes; Bob Dylan trivia; obscure facts about European history and 1970s fashion tips. Izzbee looks impressed!
What's the first thing you think when you see this photo of cousins Zachary and Noah lounging on Zack's bed with friends Sarah and Tara? We know, we thought exactly the same thing -- that their feet are really big!!
Princessa H.B. and Sarah smiled for the paparazzi.



Friday, November 23, 2007
What to get your cousins for Christmas
On the day after Thanksgiving, we should be eating leftovers, taking walks and naps, watching football and reading good books. But instead, we are out shopping, wondering, what in the Sam-Broberg-Hill am I going to get the cousins for Christmas?
Well, cousins, the answer, frankly, is NOTHING, because all of us have way too much stuff. Our houses are fuller than a Sprick stomach after second lunch at a Stump-in!
But let's say you just can't resist -- you have to get Elmer, or Chris, or Leah, or Tuk, a little something. Never fear, because today we present the Official Scrapblog Cousins' Christmas Gift Guide! Did the aunts and uncles ever have trouble picking out Christmas gifts for each other? Heck, no! We've taken a cue from them to create our list.
Here then, in ascending order, are the TOP 10 THINGS TO GET YOUR COUSINS FOR CHRISTMAS:
No. 10: Yes, cousins, fruitcakes are versatile, durable and pretty. The only problem is, they tend to get dry. We suggest pouring a bottle of rum over yours before giving one to, say, cousin Dave.
No. 9: Hard sausage or braunschweiger! Ed, Hart, Gus and Bill always looked so happy when they got theirs! Back then, they had to go down to Huettel's to get their festive meats. Now you can just go to the mall, to one of those little booths festooned with pretty boxes of sausage, cheese-food and jelly to get your gift for Tuk or Dan!
No. 8: When presenting the ever-popular can of peanuts to cousin Sam or Sarah, be sure to say, "You are what you eat!"
No. 7: Here's something for you cousins who have an artistic streak. There's nothing that says, "I appreciate you, cousin [Bridget, Chats, whoever]," better than a homemade gift, and what better homemade gift than this festive ... uh ... thing made out of old ice-cream buckets? We know you have 40-50 of those buckets in your basement.
No. 6: Who cares if every Sprick already has about 100 decks of playing cards? Everyone, especially cribbage-playing cousins Zack and Chris, can always use a fresh, unmarked deck.
No. 5: You can't ever have too many lawn chairs, cousins. The scrapblog editor has several that look just like this one, so she wasn't pleased to find when she went to Google a photo of one that the photos were attached to an URGENT RECALL of said lawn chairs. Apparently they can fold up and trap you! Anything that dangerous is bound to be marked down. Just the thing for cousin Pam, who likes nothing better than to sit around.
No. 4: Chh-chh-Chia! You know you've always wanted a Chia Pet. They come in a number of creative varieties this year. We like this "Chia Al Gore." Just the thing for Aunt Anna or cousin Noah, who looks a little like a Chia cousin just now.
No. 3: This is a little high-end for us, cousins, but isn't The Clapper cool? We can just see cousin Sandra using this smooth machine to turn the lights on and off at her Nacogdoches estate!
No. 2: What Sprick cousin hasn't wanted a perfectly round hairdo, the hallmark of the aunts in the generation before us? And yet none of us has been able to achieve it. Now we can, with this lifelike wig of perfect spheredom! Just the thing for Chats, Jane, Sheila and Barb!
And finally, the No. 1 gift for your cousin: Ah, naturally -- a priceless blue plate! However, don't spend your whole inheritance on one of these! Just check your basement -- there are probably some there. Dust off the box and give it to a cousin. If you're lucky, your cousin will give you one, too!










Spricks get together to dig holes, act solemn
Like a Stump-in, this 1975 cabin ground-breaking party at the Brobergs' land in Old Frontenac, Minn., was one of those you-had-to-be-there events (or, you had to be a Sprick) to really understand it. Before the Spricks began their hole-digging frenzy, they had a ceremony involving gunfire, funny hats, live music, wisecracks and Lord knows what else. Why? Ask not why; ask, rather, why not?
Grandma Sprick donned a hardhat as she dug in. Seems like Florence, Joe, JoAnne, Marion, Alma and Tuk could have helped her, since she was 88 years old and all, but noooo, they just stood there and offered commentary.
Cousin Sam had just the right dead-serious, no-irony attitude, and just the right hat, for this gala event. Behind him were Wally, Marion, Annette, Alverna, Vi, Grandma and Joe.
Sam and Dan stood at attention ...
... and fired! Criminy! Hope they didn't hit anything.
This event also featured music by Chats Miller, who played a hot jazz flute. Pam stood by, offering commentary and being generally annoying.





Beam her up!
The last photo of Adelaide
A visit to Castle Haven

A great grandma

Y'all are everywhere

Thursday, November 22, 2007
Scenes from our Thanksgiving
Aunt Mary and Uncle Chris put on a stunning Thanksgiving spread for a few gathered folks, some of whom we've known since we were born, some of whom we just met. Some scenes:
Cousin Danny, the only one in this crew who can be trusted with a large knife, put his engineering skills to work with expert turkey-carving.
The Countessa, Princessa and E-Bee took this self-portrait. Ohhhh, that zany, madcap Mo!
Melanie (mom of Noah's girlfriend, Tara) and cousin Pam played a traditional game of Memory. Cousin Pam's memory is not very good, which, as cousin Chris likes to point out, makes it almost frightening that she's the self-appointed keeper of the family history. However, she didn't completely bomb at Memory, mainly because she recognizes some of the old German Memory cards from subtle markings on the back made by none other than cousin Chris when he was a lad.
Cousin N. didn't have to cheat to excel at Memory. He's very, very good at a lot of things. Later in the evening, during the Olympic trials portion of the program, when young M. had demonstrated his strength and the girls had done some gymnastics, N. casually popped into a full lotus and walked on his hands around the room. Wow! Never saw anyone do that!
In a shocking reversal of roles, M. became the pummelee, rather than the pummeler. He didn't look too concerned.
Cousin Dan and his boys showed off some very impressive dental work.
The Countessa and Princessa lit up the gathering with their smiles.
Auntie Pam always gets spoiled by her nieces. That's one of the many reasons she loves them so much. Here she and H. confabbed about how they can get H.'s parents to let her out of school for three days so they can go visit Auntie Chats in Kansas.
Pam and UMD student Noah, who's still in his red-beard stage, posed in Mary-Bear's home photography studio.
Special guests Melanie, Tara and Eric were declared honorary cousins.
Others present who managed to escape the paparazzi were Auntie Mary (she was working so hard she was just a blur), cousin Zachary and his friend Sarah, and Lavone Broberg, paternal aunt of cousins Dan, Sam and Sarah. Happy Thanksgiving to all from the staff of the scrapblog!
Flex time
When the scrapblog editor says, "I can be flexible," what she means is, she likes to get up at 10:30 a.m., but if you really need her to, she can get up at 9:30 a.m., or, that she prefers Tab, but she can be magnanimous enough, for your sake, darling, to tolerate Diet Coke.
But when her lovely nieces talk about flexibility, THIS is what they mean. Check out these little videos of Countessa M., Princessa H. and even Wee 'Bee doing some gymnastics. Then Noah's lovely girlfriend, Tara, does some, too. As cousin Dan, watching them, exclaimed, "And the really amazing thing is, they'd just eaten a huge Thanksgiving meal!"
The walking woman


Now, this was not an aimless walk. Anna was walking toward ... bananas of course! Anna Banana! (Bet she never heard that one before.)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Sending good thoughts to Michael

A cat tale




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