Rub a dub-dub, three cousins in a tub

Cousins Princessa H., Countessa M. and Noah, now all dignified teenagers, will no doubt be embarrassed to see this one. The Millers always conserved water by putting three-four kids in the bathtub at the same time. Then some aunt or uncle, acting as a lifeguard, would sit on the closed toilet reading the newspaper. When the newspaper was thoroughly soaked, you knew it was time to get the kids out of the tub and pop them into their jammies.