Perfectness incarnated

Cousin Tuck Kirkwood sent this delightful photo from his recent vacation in Hawaii. Wish we'd been there with him! And bet he wishes he'd had all the cousins with him too on that slide! Right, Tuck? In an e-mail accompanying his vacation photos, Tuck spelled his name "Tuck" after spelling it "Tuk" last time. What th--?? We suspect he's trying to drive the scrapblog editor insane. Or perhaps he has an alias? Does Tuck/Tuk lead a secret life? Is he even who he says he is? But, we digress. Tuck/Tuk included the following line in his e-mail, which said he and the lovely Sheila will attend the gala Burnt Wienie Award party May 31 in Lake City: "In my infamous perfectness, I don't believe there are any nominations for me for the coveted Burnt Wienie." Is perfectness even a word? Didn't he mean perfection? (Note to self: Nominate Tuck/Tuk for making up words.)