Does this look like a prestigious campus to you?!?!

Cousin Davy Sprick recently drove his middle daughter cross-country back to school at Stanford (Calif.) University for fall semester. Below, they stood on the stately campus greens, steeped in academia -- oh wait! That's not Stanford! What are they doing in Las Vegas? Supposedly they just stopped for a glass of water on the way west, but we bet they lost some quarters there, too. Below, cousin Davy paused to look at a large ditch in Arizona. Hope there wasn't any poison ivy there!