Thursday, March 29, 2007

Bigfoot sighted in Frontenac!

Scrapblog senior investigative correspondent Uncle Joe sent us this news bulletin tonight, and we can hardly contain our excitement. A website called www.bigfootencounters.com, which fairly solemnly and unsensationally reports Bigfoot sightings, just posted this: "Minnesota, March 2007: Witness writes in about a sighting in Frontenac, in Goodhue County, Minnesota, of an upright walking skinny 'bear' observed nosing underneath snow-covered pine trees. Afraid, the witness left the area." Some witness! A Sprick cousin would have gone right up to greet Mr. Bigfoot and interviewed him and gotten his picture! Our senior investigative correspondent adds this astute context and analysis: "There have been verified sightings in the area of three bears during the past deer hunting season in Savage Coulee, although the person reporting the Bigfoot sighting swears it was not a bear -- and he was not smoking or drinking anything at the time of the sighting. We will continue to monitor the situation -- and will keep a camera handy." This is scrapblog journalism at its best. In gratitude, we are tripling our senior investigative correspondent's pay.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I forgot to ask if Bigfoot was carrying a chain saw!